Craft Beer Appreciation Pillows

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Malty tasking.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

Real Beer People

'I brew it myself.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Beer Lunch