Craft Artist Gifts

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

Instructional guide to scribbling

Face painting by numbers.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Building giant sand pies.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Children's Imagination

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'I had a cough at the time!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"How are we on bread?"

Frank Zappa

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Art for Sale

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

GLOO!

Face painting - children have no faces

Quilt fanatic

Face painting children with no facial features.

Christmas Craftwork

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Sportknitting

Cross-country knitting.

Pottery

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts