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"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Shooting

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

Rational explanations

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'I haven't gotten to your story yet. I'm laughing at your resume.'

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Mountain climber error.

'He's a lousy CEO, but you should see him open a walnut.'

'Nice Shooting.'

Ground Game!

Shooting in Ireland

Golfer Snooker.

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

Acne fairies

"As I said before, I can't hear a word you're saying."

Archer in Tree Loses his Arrow Head.

Beating for game