Cozy Quarantine Champ Gifts

The numerous benefits of being at home during lockdown

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Fighting Covid

"Who called this meeting again?"

Distance to avoid contagion

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Covid and Restarting School

Nonsense Poem

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

Dating in 2020

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

I break for toilet paper

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

COVID tips from Wild Animals

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"With the quarantine over, I decided to dig a hold in the basement!"

COVID Era Intel

The Insiders

Open up the Shops!

The world on lockdown

Distancing with the Stars