Cozy Home Golfing Pillows

Cat Gets Hole in One.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

No-Work Orange

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

The Golfing Accident

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Snooker Golf.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"