Cozy Date Appreciator Pillows

Bookworm Romance

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

Sparklers

Couple in Grey

"I would gladly explain it to you, Allison. But, for your information, it's inexplicable."

Elderly couple

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

Gay couple living together.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Make him warm and comfortable...

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"I have two children from a previous economic cycle."

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

'It's our anniversary... make it two toppings.'

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

Come here often?

In reply to a compliment about his huge tie, a young man explains that he gives the whole of his mind to it

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

Lawnmower Spotting Couple

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

Awkward First Dates

'For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.'

The devil and his true love