Cozy Chat Aficionado Pillows

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Woman on the phone.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Snow is falling...

Communication

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Baby blanket.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Infinity scarf"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"Let's just do the top layer."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"It's just a dinner table conversation. Must you refer to it as 'Talking Off-line'."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

You know you're getting old when....

The phantom of the Oprah.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"