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"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

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