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"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Cupid misses his shot.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.