Cowboy Film Fanatic Pillows

"I think you watch too many cowboy films, Maria."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Lawman

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'