Cowboy Capers Pillows

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

The Runaway Horse

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Projectile hairballing."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Cow duel.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"I made partner!"

Sheriff.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."