Cowboy Capers Mugs

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Projectile hairballing."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cow duel.

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I made partner!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Sheriff.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

Adios Amoebas