Cowboy Bakers Pillows

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Works every time.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

High Riders of the Old West

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."