
Butchers Eye Test
Start your day with a smile featuring our cow diagram collector mugs—funny, witty, and a delightful tribute to bovine art that any enthusiast will adore.
Butchers Eye Test
Chase me, chase me cows.
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
'The circle is complete!'
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
Cow's straw
'Trickle or Spray!?'
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
Why Cows Leave Home
Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
Slinky Cow World
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"
'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'
Milking the Cow.
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..
'This model is hard to get parts for.'
Twister:Rural Social Networking
A Venus cow trap.
"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."
A Tumble Cow
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.
"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."
"I'm an enigma!"
'We call these supernumerary teats!'
"They're home...the party's over!"
Moo! OOM!
Children should be seen and not a herd.
'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'
Cheesie Rider
Eat Beef
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