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'It's an own goal!'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

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Faster, Georges, faster!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

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"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

A large leaf falling on a dog

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."