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Christmas Cows

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Modern Major General

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Moo Out Loud

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

A Tumble Cow

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Kamikaze Colour