
'I'll have you know that I'm a large animal practitioner'
Decorate with delight—our cow conductor prints capture the playful spirit of musical farm life, making a charming statement for any creative or animal-loving space.
'I'll have you know that I'm a large animal practitioner'
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
A Symphony of Penguins
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
Felix Mendelssohn
No Elgar!
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
Orchestra.
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Taking a peek at the audience
Allegro con molto espresso
"Bravo!"
Packed like sardines
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
Statue turns into conductor when it snows.
Frederic Chopin
"They’re real."
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."
Malcolm Sargent
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
Pull the udder one
"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
The Little Engine That Wouldn't
Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.
Latest Railway Marvel.
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
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