Cow Comic Collector Prints

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

"They say the mortality rates could be as high as 3%...Better buy more toilet rolls!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Bears catching fish

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."