Cartoon Cow Collector Prints

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

Love at First Sight

"Cat box"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'