Covid Fashion Explorer Pillows

"Didn't take long for style to come into it, did it?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Girl in cow onesie.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Bubbling

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"We have to work on our tan lines."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"I'm honored to share my research at your virtual academic conference."

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

'It's you.'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Clothes Encounters.

Toilet Roll Prank

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.