Covid Fashion Explorer Pillows

"Didn't take long for style to come into it, did it?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Bubbling

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"We have to work on our tan lines."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"I'm honored to share my research at your virtual academic conference."

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

'It's you.'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

World Hair Day.

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

Toilet Roll Prank