Covid Debates Gifts

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"You're fired."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Blue Origin

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

Trump Mask

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

The Return of the Germ

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Pickle

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'...and on that you have my word.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

Voter impatience.

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Obama: Problems causing instability.

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'