Covid Debates Gifts

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"You're fired."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Blue Origin

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

The Return of the Germ

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

Obama: Problems causing instability.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'

Voter impatience.