Covid-conscious Cinema-goer T-Shirts

Tom Cruise Christmas Impossible

Socially distanced sledding

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

Cars at the drive in.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

The Marx Brothers in 3D

Theater Usher Moms.

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

"I'm using four masks for protection and portable oxygen so I don't suffocate."

"Gawd! All that sex and violence - and that was just on the front row!"

"Rudolph! Take off that mask!!"

"You'd better make that 10 feet."

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

You are here X

Masks Encouraged For Unemployed Men Who Haven't Shaved In A While

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

Happy St. Patrick's Day

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

If I agree to go on a date, will you promise to wear a mask?

They killed the monster!

Discipline-Distance-Hygiene-Sanitation

Toilet paper shortage

'Sad endings always make me cry.'

I must hose you down before you prepare my meal. Disinfectant. We could deliver it to you if you just put a bridge over your moat. Warning. Do not cross.

Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on.

"I forgot, ok?"

Summer 2020

Couple keeping 2m distance

Masks protect against covid

Social distancing in the car

Worms going to the cinema to watch a horror movie called "The Robin"