Covert Communication Aficionados T-Shirts

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Campaign for Plain English

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Hiding the electronics.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Ruddy bloggers!

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Luddite Zoom.

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

'Hold on, he's back again.'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

Privacy Conference Security

"... Sorry. What was that about people not listening to you?"

Spy reading secret service weekly.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.'

"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".

Government "Information" Agency.

"I'm right here, you don't need to yell!"

1804: Early Social Networking

'Took me all night to write that message.'

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.

"We need to text about our relationship."

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.