Courtroom Master Pillows

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

I love Lawyers

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Bailiff."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"We make crime pay."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

I love Basketball.

Justice 4 Ron

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'