Courtroom Employee Mugs

"The Buck Stops Here"? What a coincidence, your honor. My nickname is "The Buck." The Buck Stops Here.

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Bailiff."

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"We make crime pay."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Arrogant junior barrister

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"Overruled."

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"