Courtroom Charisma Appreciator Pillows

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

I love Lawyers

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

The Jose Padilla Experience

"I object!" "Overruled!"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Not guilty?"

Yawning barristers in court

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Can you hear me now?"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"Not guilty"