Courtly Romance Lovers Pillows

"I hate to brag, but I am the state."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Salt and Pepper

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Boyfriend of the Month.

"It's about time."

A Prickly Pair

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

George Clooney Machine

I want to hold your hand

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!