Courtesy Crew Mugs

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Cut!

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Local News in Heaven

Next camera crew 5 mins

Hollywood producer.

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Two reporters interview each other.

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Sorry, it's packed with t.v crews doing links.' ( LONDON EYE )

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

Journalist murder.

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

Kingsley Amis

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'