Court Tv Fan Pillows

"That one is the hold out juror who made the trial last so long."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Catch-22

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

How to avoid law.

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Welcome Ruth!"

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"You are supposed to put the bells on the pigs bladder not on yours!"

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

'Look your honor - we're all felons here, right?'

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

'I'm running away from home as soon as the next commercial comes on!'

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

"Your honor, we find the defendant quilty on all counts."

'A gang of senior citizens was arrested today for harassing freshmen....'

"Why don't you take a break, Tia Carmen? You're working way too hard."