Court Stenographer Prints

'I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ... almost.'

'Spelling, Your Honor: J'accuse.''

'I'm not asking you what you think! Tell the jury what you know...Not what you think!' 'I'm not a lawyer... I can't talk without thinking!'

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I came up through the ranks."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

The origins of bullet points.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."

'It all started when I told him I resented people calling lawyers assholes, because I'm an asshole.'

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

Homes of the font designers

"There must be an app for this..."

Barrister makes vain appeal for thuggish looking defendant

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'Brother Mendel, I loved reading your Christmas letter!'