Court Stenographer Prints

'I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ... almost.'

'Spelling, Your Honor: J'accuse.''

'I'm not asking you what you think! Tell the jury what you know...Not what you think!' 'I'm not a lawyer... I can't talk without thinking!'

"I'm sorry, but more than that I just can't say."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"I came up through the ranks."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."

"There must be an app for this..."

'It all started when I told him I resented people calling lawyers assholes, because I'm an asshole.'

Homes of the font designers

She says she's the courtroom sketch artist.

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Barrister makes vain appeal for thuggish looking defendant

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."