Court Scene Appreciator Mugs

'It all started when I told him I resented people calling lawyers assholes, because I'm an asshole.'

I love Lawyers

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

Sue The Bastards

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Criminal Stupidness

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

Judge

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'