Court King Mugs

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

'This serve will cost him,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Basketball

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

TV jester.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I love fast break business success."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I say we move on to dessert."

I love Basketball.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Lazy Rower.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

Judge

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

Love All

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."