Court Captain Mugs

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Trial by Media

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I love fast break business success."

Basketball

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Lifesaver!

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.