Court Captain Prints

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Trial by Media

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Basketball

"I love fast break business success."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Lifesaver!

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."