Court Jester (humor) Mugs

'Can I play center?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'How about a game of cards?'

TV jester.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"I say we move on to dessert."

A baby in court

"Another slander suit!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Basketball.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

Medieval headlines.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Justice 4 Ron

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'