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'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Giant white horse.

Basketball

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

You're my Statue of Liberty

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Daddy's Litigious Girl

'Your Honor, my client was driven to commit the crime by subliminal messages on the Lawrence Welk Show.'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."