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'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Giant white horse.

Basketball

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Basketball.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

Wizard of Oz Rehearsal Today. We'll have to have him lip-sync. He has a tin ear.

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Daddy's Litigious Girl