Court Comic T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with T-shirts featuring sharp courtroom jokes and witty legal sayings—perfect for lawyers, law students, or courtroom comedy fans.

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'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.' mockup

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

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Gary turns 40.

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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Yawning barristers in court

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Tennis ball girl.

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"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing." mockup

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

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"Recess is over, Your Honor."

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So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity. mockup

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

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'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.' mockup

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

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'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

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'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.' mockup

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

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'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?' mockup

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

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''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?' mockup

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

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'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.' mockup

'You have an over reactive gagging reflex.'

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'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.' mockup

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

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'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.' mockup

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

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Supremacist Court

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'Make sport of the Queen.'

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'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.' mockup

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

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"My client demands a jury trial." mockup

"My client demands a jury trial."

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'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?' mockup

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

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"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!" mockup

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

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"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading." mockup

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

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"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!" mockup

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

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'Clearly my client would be slim, healthy and attractive if MacBurger had adequately warned him of the dangers of eating every scrap of food in their restaurant.'

'Clearly my client would be slim, healthy and attractive if MacBurger had adequately warned him of the dangers of eating every scrap of food in their restaurant.'

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