Courier Commander Prints

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Recalculating!

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"Still on your left."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

Modern Cupid

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"