Courageous Escapader Gifts

Man chases after his skis.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Where the wild things were."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Shoot For The Moon

'This is you, enlarged.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

Nanny with children on leash

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Sticking out tongue

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

Best Pals

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

People of Courage

'I told you to sip it!'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Father and Son quality time

Alcoholidays.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Wordplay: Trampoline.

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

"Honey, don't engage."