Courageous Curator Mugs

"Remember! If there is a duvetyne curtain leading to a blackened room, we shall pass through it. If headphones are required, we will wear them. We shall push any button and read every text, for we are artists and we are unafraid."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Turtle Hat

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Now that's art!"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

The institute.

Private View.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

On the Ice.

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

2020 vs. 2023

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

Museum of Art School Portfolios

Artist painting TV waves.

Great Exhibition 1851, Crystal Palace

'Finally something I like!' (Man leaving through the art galleries exit).