Courageous Curator Mugs

"Remember! If there is a duvetyne curtain leading to a blackened room, we shall pass through it. If headphones are required, we will wear them. We shall push any button and read every text, for we are artists and we are unafraid."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Turtle Hat

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Crane Game. Ball Game.

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Now that's art!"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'He's a pioneer in self-vandalism.'

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

Private View.

The institute.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

On the Ice.

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

2020 vs. 2023

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

'Oh sure, Rupert's lovely, but his mate's a total slime-bag.'

Aww, they're so cute when they're playing dead.

Museum of Art School Portfolios

Artist painting TV waves.

Great Exhibition 1851, Crystal Palace