Coupon Clippers Club Prints

Cut Price

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Unusual Offers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

Time-Off Coupons

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

'It's okay -- I had a coupon.'

'For the larger appetite we suggest choices from the children's menu.'

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

'I never dreamed we were responsible for the coupon manufacturer paying the grocer.'

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

"I actually have a groupon for a fourth wish."

"I came in because of your two-for-the-price-of-one coupons."