Couples Retreater Prints

"It's not what you think."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Incompatible.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"You're both miserable wretches, but I suppose that's beside the point."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

"You never tell me anything. Keep up the good work."

"Well, Janet, it sounds like it's important to Ed, so maybe you could pay attention to how he did on every hole for at least the front nine."

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

"I'm afraid we've lost that loving feeling."

"Forget folie a deux. Furie a une is one you get."

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

"He seems to get bored so easily."

"Sorry... But I'm afraid this is a couples only cruise!"

Narcissus! Come back!

'I'm really sorry, Alfie, but I don't think we should see each other anymore,'

"Talking to yourself again?"

'I want a trial separation, Malcolm.'

'My main means of defense, believe it or not, is the fleetness if my feet!'