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"We never talk anymore."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Arthur, I need my space."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"See how controlling he is?!"

"You must learn to let go."

"You see?"

A woman thinks of flowers and a man thinks of a prison cell.

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

'Sharing the same skin-type is fine. But, as a basis for a stable marriage...'

"Whose turn is it to be happy?"

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"After 20 years of marriage, don't you think it's time you stopped calling your husband 'that Harold person'?"

"You're both miserable wretches, but I suppose that's beside the point."

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

"They're going through a bitter marriage."

Interpreters.

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"I thought I could change him but he's the same dog he's always been."

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

"After all these years I'm afraid that we just don't fit each other anymore."

'He used to focus only on me... now he just focuses on his stupid ball!'