Couple Adventurer Mugs

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"This will be hilarious!"

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

Tunnel of stormy love.

Tough Love 2000

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

Marriage Counseling.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Sadomasochists in love

"It's your mother!"

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'

'George and I met on line!'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

'Let me get this straight, Edna, you want to ad some spice to our sex life?'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"