Countryside Sports Pillows

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

A Venus cow trap.

Thatched roof car.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Static cling."

Get on with it!

Sheep In Curlers

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Migrating cows.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Mummy?!

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Where Scottish milk comes from.