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I've turned to the darkside!

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

That's one harmonious butt hole!

'Serves me right for frowning.'

A cow's bedside table.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

This one needs re-booting!

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

Botox!

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Jaeger

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"