Countryside Caretakers Pillows

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Country Bumpkin.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

A cow ventriloquist.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Essential work against Coronavirus

Urban Expansion

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

Cottage cupcakes.

'So I guess it's New Year!'