Countryside Caretakers Pillows

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Country Bumpkin.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

A cow ventriloquist.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Essential work against Coronavirus

Urban Expansion

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!