Country Workout Buff Mugs

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"How much could your mother bench?"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Yoghurt man

'Keep fit.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Fitness Course.

Weight Gain Denial

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'