Country Workout Buff Mugs

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"How much could your mother bench?"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Weight Gain Denial

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Keep fit.'

Fitness Course.

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Yoghurt man

Content Creator

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Steroids."