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'Somehow Charlie Boy still manages to retain that down-home enthusiasm.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Will work for ETFs

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Tariff Wars

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.