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'...then sell it all before the slump...'

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

Likes: $2.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Will work for ETFs

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

City Boy.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A child runs an equity stand.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.