Country Sidekick T-Shirts

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Buckaroo Rogers

"What's wrong, Nora?"

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

Blood Donor Centre

"No, Rex. Go home."